Abandoning the Two-Mile Borris Super Casino

As a native of Two-Mile Borris (of sorts), I have grown up familiar with the site where Richard Quirke proposed to build his multi functional “Venue”. While I agree that it would have been fantastic for the area, and while I would have like to have seen the site as an entirety developed, we must remember a number of brief points, of which Michael Lowry and Richard Quirke may well agree.

1. Casino’s on a similar scale exist around UK and Europe – There are many casino’s in the UK, in places like Brighton, who also offer many other services to accompany them. This development would then lose its unique selling point, as it is not unique

2. Pressure from various agencies to ban casino’s outright – As I assume you are well aware, gambling can become a serious addiction. As a result, there are many organisations who outright oppose the opening of ANY casino in the country, as young people in that locality are at a higher risk of developing a gambling addiction

3. Location – While I, as a proud native of Two-Mile Borris, would have loved nothing more than a world class leisure facility on my doorstep, the reality is, such a development would prove economically unsound in the long term as (a) There would be more than one casino developed in the country and (b) The footfall required to keep the doors open would prove unrealistic

4. Competition from Vegas – The glamour of going to Las Vegas has been idolised in many Hollywood films, such as the Hangover. If you book through eBookers online, you can buy a package for 5 nights stay on the “strip” and return flights for as little as €550. Our small island economy is vastly over priced to compete with such offers

5. Increase in crime – The white elephant in the room, is the potential increase in crime as a direct result of the casino. People might gamble savings, weeks earnings, and much more besides, and might see no other option, only to turn to crime to survive. Organised crime might see this as a way of laundering their “dirty money”, as their winnings would be traced back to the casino.

While I would love nothing more, than to see the Breeders Cup grace our fair county, to see our micro economy flourish in the midst of economic austerity, and to see tourism boosted by this development, it is only when one looks at this with an open mind that they can truly appreciate that this decision, not to grant the super casino licence, might just have been the right one.

Pizza and running don’t mix….

After a longish day working with my uncle on his farm in Co. Tipperary, I had resigned myself to having to do a short run, out of boredom more than anything else. Being the end of a long day, where I became acquainted with the scorching sun of Costa del Tipp, I felt I deserved to treat myself to a pizza from the freezer, a Goodfella’s Spicy Meat something….a decision I later came to regret.

I went on Twitter before going for my seemingly pointless run, only to see Juneathon

was on, thanks to Laura Jones. Immediately, my competitive streak got the better of me, and I decided to set off on a more purposeful run. I did my stretches, and set off on a slow and steady pace, just to see out the initial run.

Off I went, plodding laboriously out the lane to the main road. Initially, I felt ok, but with each passing step, I felt slightly more uneasy. The pizza I had eaten earlier, was now taking its revenge. By the 4th kilometer, the contents of my stomach felt like lead; an unnecessary weight I was dragging around. My pace slowed as I was passing through “Longford Pass”, a road with which I am well acquainted. This frustrated me no end. I plodded on determined not to stop, sheer ignorance to the plight my body was facing. I came short of my 5k marker, and felt that the pain now had become too much to tolerate, so I turned, and headed for home.

On the way home, the dead heat of the evening now brought a new challenge, my body was now rumbling and aching with anger, furious that I was putting it through such an ordeal. “This builds stamina”, I told myself, as I begged my body to push through this new barrier.

I got home eventually. My running finally back on track, and more detailed blog posts soon to follow. For now, Saving Private Ryan is on Channel 4, a film partly shot in the Emerald Isle. Should be a fun month!!

8.9k in 40.33

Blip.fm Error 505

This is ultra nerdy, but some programmers at Blip.fm made an error code less annoying!!

Blip.fm OS…
c2009 Blip Inc. All Rights Reserved.
User agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.1; en-US) AppleWebKit/534.13 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/9.0.597.98 Safari/534.13
Browser: Netscape
Vendor: Google Inc.
Platform: Win32

Initializing boot sequence…
System check…OK
Diagnostics…
Goodness…PASSED
Betterness…PASSED
Awesomeness…OFF THE CHARTS
Warp core…ONLINE
R2-unit…SEATED
Flux capacitor…1.21 GIGAWATTS
Snack break……………BACK
Reading failblog…LOLZ
Summoning the power of Greyskull…I HAVE THE POWER
Jettisoning the kernel…
Starting AJAX…
Pinging Blip.fm…OFFLINE
Pinging Blip.fm…OFFLINE

So thats Osama for ya…

Here are some of the Osama related jokes and puns I’ve seen so far on both Facebook and the Twitter Machine*:

- Elton John is working on a song for Bin Ladens funeral…..sandles in the bin!!

- Osama really shudnt have allowed himself to be checked in at “Secret Training Base in Pakistan” on Facebook. George Bush likes this…

- So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what Americans can do when the PS3 network is down

- We were all sick of the wedding coverage but Obama may have taken it a step too far

- #osama was using #4sq..think he was made Mayor of Abbotobad and someone was royally pissed off, so went and told the Americans

- Great news Bin laden has been killed, a great speech by Obama! That funeral will be ‘da bomb’ ;) *Tommy Bowe*

-  Osama may be dead, but he’s still blowing up my news feed.

- One Twitter user inadvertently live-blogs the deadly attack on Osama Bin Laden: http://jrnl.ie/129747

- The awkward thing about #osama is that nobody is telling you that Dora The Explorer was the one who finally found him…

- Trump isn’t going to like this #OBL

- Apparently they found #osama through his #PS3 details. #OBL#Sony

- So apparently Obama killed Osama. He can be glad there are no dyslexic people working in the Pentagon. #OBL

- I’m disappointed that Jim Corr still hasn’t made a statement.#osama #BinLaden

- Interesting fact, #OBL was an #Arsenal fan. Bet he was well pleased with yesterday

- R.I.P Osama Bin Laden – World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 – 2011). #obl #osama

- You’re welcome, America. *Jack Bauer* 

- General opinion seems to be that we all move up a place on the ‘Most Evil Person In The World’ rankings. I’m currently at no. 12,767,989.

- They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life….

- Obama: “Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?” Drops mic, walks away.

- Donald Trump reportedly happy about Bin Laden’s death but ultimately sad about the loss of a potential contestant for Celebrity Apprentice.

- 70 virgins left. I need a cigarette and a nap. *Ghost Osama* 

- Trump plays the birthcert, Obama plays the Bin laden card… Obama wins

- INTERESTING….. —- Announcement of Hitler’s death, May 1, 1945; announcement of Bin Laden’s death, May 1, 2011

- Apparently #BinLaden killed himself after constant coverage of the#RoyalWedding drove him into despair

- Bin Laden’s last words revealed – “Dammit… I should never have signed up to Foursquare… “

- Bin Laden had a $25m bounty on his head. I would have thought a chocolate bar that size would have been easy to spot.

- “Sorry it took so long to get you that birth certificate, I was too busy killing Bin Laden” – Obama

Looking forward to seeing more!!
* All these have been taken from my Twitter and Facebook feeds. I can tell you who said what, but it would have taken too long to reference everyone. References available upon request

*Edit

- Now that Osama has been found, Obama has vowed not to rest until Waldo is also found and brought to justice. #osama *Paul Stafford*

- Completely unrelated……Chuck Norris has just returned from a holiday to Pakistan *Benny Norris*